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Mum 'speechless' After Family Photos Taken 10 Years Ago Found 6,500 Miles Away
A mum has been left speechless after family photos taken 10 years ago in Wales were discovered on the other side of the world. Sharon Worgan, 43, from Conwy County, had no clue they even existed until they were posted on Reddit. The Minolta camera was discovered by Vince Masauding, who lives 6,500 miles away in Davao City in the Philippines, in a thrift shop with the roll film still inside, and he posted the photos online.
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Published on 01/06/2023 by puertoparrot
Categories: Culture, Humor, Travel
Tags: Davao, holiday, photography
Forget Insurance: Farmer Who Accidentally Dented Woman's Car Pays with Onions
Though onion prices in the Philippines rising as high as PHP700 (US$12.70) a kilo is no joke, the memes that have come out of it certainly are — from wearing onion rings as jewelry to images of onion bouquets, all highlighting the fact that this staple good has now become one precious commodity.
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Published on 12/01/2023 by puertoparrot
Categories: Business, Humor, People
Tags: Market, onions
Why the F in ‘Filipino’ and How Did It Get There?
"Purist” Tagalog speakers, the superannuated academic, and sometimes the man on the street, will all insist that the letter F does not exist in the Tagalog language. One can never hear it, they say, in everyday speech. On the other hand, the same speakers whose parents were more or less educated in the old Hispanized orthography, or later in American English, do in fact use the letter F in pronouncing surnames like Fernandez or first names like Fidel.
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Published on 08/08/2019 by puertoparrot
Categories: Education, Humor
Tags: Filipino, Tagalog, language
White Men Can’T Jump – Start
Eeeyyauugghhhhh! … Ah-Ah-Ahhhh! … Uh-Uh-Uh … No-no-no-nooo!!! Agh! Agh! Moans, imprecations and squeaks emanate in jerky spurts from my North American business partner. He grimaces, rolls his eyes, arches his back. The knuckles of his clenched fists turn so white I can see the bone. Sweat, initially only beading his brow, suddenly breaks free and rolls down to pool in his ears. His lips alternate between dropping open as if to vomit and abruptly clamping shut as if to hold his teeth in.
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Published on 01/08/2019 by puertoparrot
Categories: Humor
Tags: Traffic
Forgive Us Our Signs
Circulating on the Internet are hilarious photographs of Filipino signs—warnings, shop names, instructions, etc. that were wittingly or unwittingly concocted for the benefit of the chuckling public. The photos were taken and are being circulated by unnamed tourists for our collective enjoyment.
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Published on 16/03/2018 by puertoparrot
Categories: Humor
Tags: Forgive, Signs
Forgive Us Our Signs...Again
If you have photos of funny signs in the Philippines or of Filipino businesses in other countries, please send them to us so we can post them with your byline. Just make sure your photo submissions are in JPEG format, no less than 600px wide and properly framed so that the sign is legible. Send with your name and Twitter handle and with the Subject: Funny Signs to submissions[at]positivelyfilipino.com.
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Published on 16/03/2018 by puertoparrot
Categories: Humor
Forgive Us Our Signs 3
If you have photos of funny signs in the Philippines or of Filipino businesses in other countries, please send them to us so we can post them with your byline. Just make sure your photo submissions are in JPEG format, no less than 600px wide and properly framed so that the sign is legible. Send with your name and Twitter handle and with the Subject: Funny Signs to submissions[at]positivelyfilipino.com.
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Published on 16/03/2018 by puertoparrot
Categories: Humor
Tags: Forgive, Signs
Forgive Us Our Signs 4
If you have photos of funny signs in the Philippines or of Filipino businesses in other countries, please send them to us so we can post them with your byline. UPDATE: Funny shirts are accepted too! Just make sure your photo submissions are in JPEG format, no less than 600px wide and properly framed so that the sign is legible. Send with your name and Twitter handle with the Subject: Funny Signs to submissions[at]positivelyfilipino.com.
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Published on 16/03/2018 by puertoparrot
Categories: Humor
Tags: Forgive, Signs